Start a blog!

I have become obsessed, this evening, with figuring out how to start a blog. I don't particularly care if anyone reads it, but I have decided that starting a blog is going to keep me sane this summer. If anyone besides me is reading this ever, then I guess I figured it out.

The reasons I have decided to start a blog are: 1. I am hilarious, and the world deserves my hilarity. 2. I have 5 crushed vertebrae, and am currently spending roughly 12 hours in bed flat on my back and 12 hours in a lawn chair in my living room at a 45 degree angle. Daily. This is even less exciting than it sounds. 3. I am on lots of pain medication and have difficulty remembering who I've talked to, what happened today, what I've told who. I am also tiring of retelling stories such as "how I crushed my vertebrae" and "why vicodin is way awesomer than percoset". I need some sort of public record. 4. I need a project. In a super serious way. My sanity depends on it.

I took percacet (yeah I don't know how it's spelled) at about 11pm in anticipation of immediate bedtime, and then got all confused by blog templates and next thing I know it's 12:45 and life is painless and super weird once again. Let's try this publish post button.